MotOPPO GP: The Old Spice Manliest Man GP By The French Baker

Kinja'd!!! "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
05/06/2016 at 12:30 • Filed to: MotOPPO GP 2016, MotOPPOGP, MotoGP 2016, MotoGP, MotoGP Le Mans-Bugatti, MotoGP France

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Bonjour, et laissez-nous jouer MotOPPO GP, le numéro un jeu fantastique pour le MotoGP que vous pouvez jouer ici sur Kinja. Cette introduction est écrit en mauvais, paresseux, généré par ordinateur français, donc nous serons de retour à l’utilisation de l’anglais après la pause.

Gah, my French is bad and I feel bad. Moving on...

Last week:

ROSSI WON, BITCHES!!! The God of Riding* had broken his chains and managed to put Emperor Jorge in his place before his constituents, taking both pole position and the win. Dovi fought hard, until his bike became Italian.

Next up...

We’re headed to Le Mans’ itty-bitty circuit, the Bugatti Circuit, where sadly the Chiron doesn’t debut.

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The rules can be found below, but for simplicity, consult the quote box after the link.

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Sample Picks 1

Q: Lorenzo

1: Marquez
2: Lorenzo
3: Dovizioso

Wipeout: Bradl and/or Crutchl ow

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Sample Picks 2

Q: Yamaha-99

1: Honda-93
2: Pramac-9
3: Suzuki-41

Wipeout: LCR-35 and/or Avintia-8

Meet your riders!

Aprilia Racing Team Gresini :
Alvaro Bautista (Aprilia-19)
Stefan Bradl (Aprilia-6)

Aspar Racing:
Yonny Hernandez (Aspar-68)
Eugene Laverty (Aspar-50)

Avintia Racing:
Hector Barbera (Avintia-8)
Loris Baz (Avintia-76)

Ducati Team :

Andrea Iannone (Ducati-29)
Andrea Dovizioso (Ducati-4)

Estrella Galicia 0,0 MarcVDS Racing :

Tito Rabat (MarcVDS-53)
Jack Miller (MarcVDS-43)

LCR Honda :

Cal Cruthlow (let’s just call him Cal, OK?)

Monster Yamaha Tech3 :

Bradley Smith (Tech3-38)
Pol Espargaro (Tech3-44)

Movistar Yamaha MotoGP :

Valentino Rossi (Yamaha-46)
Jorge Lorenzo (Yamaha-99)

OCTO Pramac Yakhnich :

Danilo Petrucci (Pramac-9)
Scott Redding (Pramac-45)

Repsol Honda Team :

Dani Pedrosa (Honda-26)
Marc Marquez (Honda-93)

Suzuki Ecstar :

Maverick Viñales (Suzuki-25)
Aleix Espargaro (Suzuki-41)

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My picks:

Q: Marquez

1. Rossi
2. Lorenzo
3. Dovizioso

Wipeout: Marquez and/or Iannonne

You have until just before the first qualifying session to make picks, or we’ll call you a weenie!!!

The MotoGP race at Bugatti Circuit will begin Sunday, 8 May.

MotOPPO GP. Nous ne disons pas que ce jeu est mieux que la Formule Oppo, mais nous sommes en train d’insinuer qu’il.

* this is disputed by commentators and experts as we speak.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > Wheelerguy
05/03/2016 at 13:18

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Q. Morquez

1. Marquez

2. Rossi

3. Lorenzo

Curse: me playing it really, really fucking safe


Kinja'd!!! Bigred > Wheelerguy
05/04/2016 at 14:56

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Just come to whistle past the tumbleweed and kick the tyres of kinja.

Rossi is getting younger by the race and, well, I ‘ll go out on a limb and state that I’ll know more prediction wise after free practice.


Kinja'd!!! crash red hot > Wheelerguy
05/04/2016 at 15:20

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Q. Marquez

1. Marquez
2. Rossi
3. Dovizioso
Crash: Pedrosa, Iannone


Kinja'd!!! Alex Zapata > Wheelerguy
05/04/2016 at 16:08

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I’ll take :

Q. Marquez

1. Rossi

2. Marquez

3. Lorenzo

Curse myself, because I have got like one or two positions right in the whole season so far, damn it being so unpredictable (though it’s awesome that it is)


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Bigred
05/04/2016 at 21:32

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See you then, but be mindful of the time.


Kinja'd!!! Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Wheelerguy
05/05/2016 at 12:05

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Q. Marquez

1. Marquez

2. Rossi

3. Dovizioso

W: Iannone/Bradl


Kinja'd!!! Bigred > Wheelerguy
05/07/2016 at 06:06

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Q. Lorenzo

1. Lorenzo

2.Rossi

3.Marquez

crash/burn: Crutchlow, Hernandez